“Dear Shwag Shwoppers!
At long last we have a ‘mail out’ date for the shwop items.
They start mailing out… Tomorrow morning!!
Let’s all celebrate.
No really. The items are fantastic and Misha asked to be alone in the room with them for an hour. We’re not sure why as he’d just finished signing some of them. We think he donned a snuggie and rolled around in them but can’t be sure. All we know is that he left the shipping facility with a bed-head and a guilty look on his face. He also had some kale stuck in his teeth.”